Why am I making another entry in my Xanga? Why do I continue to bore everyone who reads these with pieces of shit entrys, that basically BORES you. Why do fools fall in love? These are all questions we ask ourselves when clicking my Xanga link in my profile. But it's ok, I feel your anger. Just brace yourself for another LONG entry. Well first off when I was trying to tell a story today (I thought it was funny) my brother points over his shoulder and says, "HEY LOOK! THERE GOES THE POINT!" Then I tried to attempt to tell it again and he said, "Kieran, your story is like a steer; It has some points but in the middle, it's all bull." Then he asked me if he got it. I called him a newbie. Here's a note **Never Call Bob Matson Gay.** Just remember that when you feel the ultimate urge of gayness. Instead, release your gayness on HOY! Hoy takes the IRON cock, seriosuly, he told me. I saw the RAT today. Eatting cheese. I swear, she was chuckin on cheese. **The Rat is Chrissy Cruise.** Dave Brazauskas is the biggest Jew I know. He asked me for 5 dollars when he had a 20 in his wallet. DAVE GO WEAR A YAMAKA! There I said it.

        Today I was trying to be cool and I was riding a shopping cart around... It was all fun and games until I almost frigen died. Ok, I didn't almost die, but Andrew Corndell is fat. I was on the cart and I didn't see a drop off so down the cart goes and down I fall. I fell right on my frigen back. Dave says it was the funniest thing he ever saw. The funniest thing I have ever seen was Dave's face. Seriously, he's a piece of garbage. And Andrew is a tank. We went to andrews on friday and did shit. On saturday we went to spooky world. Andrew (Fatso) stalked two girls the whole night and got mad at me and Dave when we told him he was stalking them. He cried. Quiggly should find a tire and float back to Cuba. Today me and Dave talked to Mr. Howard and Ms. Giglio. They were rambling about mole day and dave yells out, "MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!" And Mr. Howard gave him a funny look. I told them they should name the day "Mole Day" and Ms. Giglio yelled at me because she said that was already the name of the day. Then to get back at Mr. Howars we put a cardboard tube on top of his car. LOL! Not really payback because Mr. Howard is the coolest teacher. Dave says "Not." Mr. Pullizi finally pronounced my name correctly the other day. PINEDA STOP POKING ME! Dave wants you to stops punching people in the gonads. It's true. My balls can;t TAKE IT ANY MORE. SPLATA!

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Hey, what's up. I haven't updated in awhile. I had the best time at Lenny's a few nights ago. We had like 5 hours to burn so he says, "Where do you guys wana go." We thought and thought. 30 mins later we were in 7'11 talking to the Arab guys. I didn't bring any money and the Arab guy wouldn't give me anything for free. Then were walking home and some car pulled next to us and drove us home. Supposedly a friend of Lenny. His car smelt like my bedroom in the morning and my bed in my bedroom in the morning. That's a bad combo.  What else happened this weekend? Oh yeah this morning my brother pumped out racist jokes for about and hour and I laughed. I told one to anthony and he didn't laugh, so I stopped in shame. Lunch was GOOD! I imed DON today. His sn is "ImStillHungry13" Don is the man. Heres a thougth from anthony: "Imagine if you chain Don to a wall for 6 hours then put food in front of him out of his reach." I chuckled. I made a chatroom the other day . I haven't done that forever. It was fun. we talked about gayness and Lenny almost made Katie commit suicide. "Come on, Just kill yourself. It won't hurt."  Then Lenny told me he was joshing so I laughed. The Faggot of the Day is Derek Palmer because he tried to go up against Nicky Miceli in a battle of the hackers. Here's a hint on who won, DEREK YOUR A PEICE OF GARBAGE AND YOU LOST TO AN 8TH GRADER! Here's a classic Derek Palmer quote, "I hate it when people are like 'I wana kill myself I have such a good life' i mean WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP?!" That one left me laughing for hours. I accidently said the word "Beaver" out loud in History and Mr. Bowers said that's not something we say during class. But I meant the Angry Beavers (Quality Show) no the other kind. I told Brendan Burke he ruined Christmas when he squirted the squirt bottle in the chemistry lab. I told him Mr. Howard had spent 30 years trying to get the water to that exact spot and he came up behind ma and told me he wasn't eve 30 yet. He laughed at me. Mr. Flemming called me an "Arse" I repeat an "Arse" when I didn't conjegate a word right in Spanish. Mrs. Briody asked us if we knew what the word "optional" meant. I made a joke about Mr. Nolan having no personality and John Korpis (The asshole fuck tard) called me a fag and to let it go..... Ok John, dumbass, eh didn't even know what we were talking about. He just said the first thing that came to his mind. First thing that comes to my mind when I hear the anem John Korpis is PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT THAT SHOULD DIE AND EAT SHIT! Really John when yuo mature, talk to me and maybe we will be friends  LOL! Yeah right, asstard. You take the iron cock. Well I have to go. SPLATA!

This weekend was the shit times more shit. First the dance was fabulous, yes I did say fabulous, because I was with Katie and the 3 best songs played. What is Love, We're in heaven, I forget the last one. Then on saturday was the BLOCK PARTY! We got to hit this thing with a giant hammer to make the ball thing go up and hit the bell.... I got half way baby. And since none of us won, we all got rubbers.... rubber hammers that is. We blew them up and we kept hitting corkery when eh wasn't looking. I thought i was cool so I took two hammers and was hitting him and I slipped on the cement and landed on my ass and embarrassed myself. But atleast I got Corkery. He complained that we were hitting him to hard so we agreed to stop  but did we? Nope, we kept hittin him in the balls and he would pretend like it hurt and he would fall to the ground and say, "Seriously guys, I'm not pretending to be hurt! I'm a fatass! I take the IRON cock!" It was so funny YOU HAD TO BE THERE! We then went to Apollo where Don walked in and said, "HEY I'M DON! WHAT IS YOUR BEST MEAL!" The guy said pork fried rice (no he didn't really, i just dont remeber) and Don says, "YUCK! GIMMIE THE STEAK AND CHEESE MAN!" Then I giggled and walked outside where I saw it all happen. Corkery slapping a girls ass. *_* Corkery what the hell are you thinking? She yelled at him, I thought it was over. Corkery went in for the kill again. HE SLAPPED HER ASS AGAIN! *_* This time she hit him hard. Guess what Corkery does, stop touching her maybe? NO WAY! This time Corkery GRABS HER BOOB! Corkery got so owned. Then Matt thought he was cool and he kept coming up to me and punching me and throwing me on the ground and kicking me then saying, "I'm just kidding man." Good thing Ray is the coolest kid alive. Ray helped me out and had a talk with Matt.  That was enjoyable to watch. Then we went to the Gazebo where we talked about Dave not having sex. Dave I believe you. I told Corkery he touched himself at night and he turned red. Then we pissed on St. Johns but the girls didn't. Then we went home. Then Corkery obviously jacked off to scrambled TV. So The Fagget of the Day is Jeff Corkery because He takes the IRON cock in every part of his body, even the nostrals. He also likes to touch girls that think he is ugly. And.... WELL HE'S A FATSHIT AND A PIECE OF GARBAGE! SPLATA!

Oh Yeah, I forget to add this in.. LENNY AND RAY ARE THE FUCKING SHIT! THEY WERE SO AWESOME UP ON STAGE PERFROMING! THEY ROCK MY PANTIHOES!..... YEAH! GO LENNY AND RAY! and corkery is gay. SPLATA!

Today was another gay day. Literally, I talked to one of the Brothers at school, that made it a gay day. The coach made me run more than everybody else because he doesn't like me. Derek Palmer punched me in the eye because I threw his pen and it's black and blue. This reminded me of the great waterboy scene...
Bobby's Mom - "Bobby, did they ever find that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye?"
Bobby - "No Momma. The search continues."

LOL! That is a great piece of work! I laugh so hard when I hear that. SO back to Derek Palmer punching me in the face and being a total piece of garbage... well he's a piece of garbage. SOPHMORE FAITH tomorrow. It's guna be so great. We have Chris Hassan on our trip so we are going to shave his unibrow while he sleeps.m Oh yeah another funny thing was when Hassan was carring his whole locker in his hands (all his books) and they were tilted so I asked if he needed help (I was really going to push them over) and he said, "NO, I HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL!" hahaha. It was so funny I almost died. He also told me I was as immature as his 12 year-old brother when I asked him if I could lick his shoes because I wasn't worthy to walk on his ground. And Hassan also was doing homework on the ride home on the bus on Christmas break. Here's a hint... WE HAD NOT HOMEWORK. Well below is a picture of Chris Hassan. *The Fagget of the Day* is Ronnie Matthews from "Hey Arnold" because he sings that great song, "I saw your face and wow. Right then I took a vow. That we'd be together girl just you and me. That's the meaning of eternity!" HAHAHA Thats's rich! Ronnie Matthews is a FRAUD! He doesn't sing his own music! HE'S JUST A MEXICAN WHO SMELLS LIKE GARBAGE! The picture bellow is Chris Hassan. SPLATA!